Tuesday, August 9, 2011

What is your plan of action here?

While ice fishing in northern Canada, you are attacked by global warming. Right as you hook a bite, a carbon induced heat blast instantaneously melts the ice you're on, leaving you in freezing water. Global warming also, in that moment, killed your dog and changed you middle name to Francis, at you aren't concerned with that at the moment. In an unusual moment of good fortune you are rescued by two Eskimos riding a whale. Global warming had destroyed their igloos and stolen their supplies and women, so you join forces with them to get revenge on the climate changing jerk. What is your plan of action?

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